OMG!..BARACK OBAMA is MY Baby Daddy!

This morning President Obama Addresses the GITMO with the American people with the Unites States Constitution, Declaration of Independance, and Bill of Rights standing in the backgorund. He stood up for them in addressing his unbending faith in the due process of detainees that have been drifting in legal limbo for years since the 9/11 poop fest by the former administration. He addressed secrecy, propaganda, fear made decisions, fear induced policy, fear injection speeches, abuse, the lack of due process, the price we will pay socially with the world by keeping this place open and how NONE of it will solve our problems as a nation.

He basically said that this country, this president, this administration was NOT above the law. No, those were not his exact words, but you get the jist. He had the SAME opinion that John Stewart addressed on the Daily Show where he addressed the idea that we have room for serial killer, mass murderers, but we dont have room for these terrorists?? Obama said that NO ONE has EVER successfully escaped one of our super max prisons, those who have no reason to be detained after being investigated will be released but that NO ONE who will cause a threat to our national security will be released. Some will be tried in our traditional court system for crimes of terrorism, others wil be tried by the military courts in regards to acts of war against our nation. With all that, he basically said that this was the way the justice system was supposed to work.

While I was sitting on my bed, moistening it with fantasies of the freedom that was founded by the fathers of this nation, I smiled and thought to myself... This was the same confusing things I was pondering when every freedom we had was going down the tubes because of the former Admin. Even the thought that we have spirraled out of contrl away from justice crossed my worried mind several times. Then the fact that he addressed the same thoughts, the same values I had not only made me feel less like a nut job with some crazy old ideals, but it made me feel secure that the commander and chief held the same principles I hold, this good nation holds, and in an instant, I thought..."OMG! .. Barack Obama is my babys Daddy!"

This man can speak his way out of anything, or into it! Maybe my zeal is soring too high above the clouds but his speech was sooo satisfying, that i didn't wait for shitty Mcgee - Cheneys big counter speech. Yes, that ass clown actually scheduled a COUNTER speech. The man should have enough remaining dignity to cup his balls, and run for the hills yelping! All I have to say to this man is that there is a big difference between leadership, and ones OWN reality! Get a new job dude, you sucked in your last one!

RANDOM POINTLESS UPDATE!

OK.. I do NOT have CHF! I do NOT have ASTHMA..(so they say).. I had pneumonia that lingered for months because the capacity of my LARGE lungs allowed it to go undetectible for MONTHS before i got extremely ill! I am almost over the pneumonia, and Still trying to determine WHY my oxygen will not go back up above 89% and STAY THERE! Wish me luck! THANKS!!

The Penalty of the Truth

I am an alcoholic.

I am a compulsive eater, and have worked hard to contain both of those.

I think i am a undiagnosed Bio-polar freak.

I have problems with Authority...I question it A LOT!

I suffer from anxiety and depression, as well as hyper-tension.

I am totally aware and capable to TRY, and totally aware of my constant failure to do so.

My room is a mess.

I am a recovering sexual compulsive.

I think the world revovles around music, food, and hot people.

I believe that Earth was a Eutopian experiment created and re-created by God, that we were ultimately meant to enjoy the fruits of, but instead we have mired down those thoughts with money, power, mateials, and jobs. I HATE WORK, who doesnt?.. Unless it's the kind where you are actually HELPING SOMEONE or doing something CONSTRUCTIVE besides pushing a pencil, or punching a clock. The only way I would love to punch clocks are with my bloody fist!

I hate going into a restraunt, ordering a drink, only to find out they have totally changed their menu, and everything on it sucks. Yes, i leave, but its the principle of it all...lol.

I hate it when people are taking a crap in your bathroom, and they want to leave the door open.. as if you want to smell or hear it.

I never understood the obsession over the macarena.

I have aggressive homeless bunch a crack addicts (YES REALLY CRACK ADDICTS) that live up by my local store. They like to run up to your car from across the street so they can catch and confront you for change after you come out of the store, so I in my mean way, anticipate this move, and I run to the car, jump in, and get them to take off, before they can get to the car, and i laugh at them while theyre banging on the glass as if it were some sick twisted race...Aren't I aweful?

I hate when people smoke, know I can't breathe well, and blow it intensionally in my face. Do I want to harm them? No, but I have often thought that hell for them will be a white room with no windows, doors, and nothing but bleach, raw veggies, air filters, smoke free, drink and drug free, and full of other smokers who keep asking them in vane for some nicotine gum.

Male sexual enhancement drugs... WHY??

I thought BOTH Bush's sucked, and i hope i never see another one.

i tend to blirt out things right at the same moment some poor soul has the floor, not realizing what a dick head they must think I am.

I live in a dream world only half the time, the other half is spent doing music, crafts, and raman noodles.

I HATE PNEUMONIA! ..It just wont get the fucking worn out welcome clue!

I have shaved my testicles before... it was a cool breeze moment followed by weeks of irritation.

I have made the mistake of masterbating with Muscle rub too...JUST LIKE YOU GUYS.

I am OVER the doctors definition of OBEASE, no one can help me, no one seems to want to try to, and I cant help myself, because I dont have any inspiration other than infomercials.

I hate corporations but cant resist fucking Star Bucks coffee...what is that??

I think there's a difference between: "I am GAY", and "Hey man, what the fuck is your problem?..I don't even know girls who act that feminine!"

I believe that if anyone is STILL a die hard racist must be kinda retarded or had lead in their drinking water...( I would like to apologize for the use of the word retarded, obviously there is lead in MY water.)

QUIT CHOPPING DOWN AAAALLL OF THE FUCKING FORRESTS UNLESS YOU ARE REPLANTING!...YOU JACK ASSES!!

If you are going out to dinner at a big public restraunt, leave anyone under the age of 7 WITH A BABY SITTER, in the CAR, LOCKED in a BASEMENT...whatever you gotta do!... FOR REAL! NO ONE likes to hear your kids cry, an no one thinks it's cute, unless they are really as much of an asshole as you are for bringing them.

I look at porn.

If I have to fart, I am not going to hold it in and give myself cramps for ANYONE!

The thought of ever getting another telesales, or any other kind of office job where someone is defined either by the piece of paper on their wall, or by the new hairstyle and how much attitude they can get away with throwing at you, as if you were one of their kids, just makes me want to crawl back into the vagina...and I am gay.

People that dont use their turn signals or that ALWAYS get RIGHT UP TO THE ROAD, and make a sudden sharp turn equally without their turn sugnals need to be fined $7,000 dollars, raped in the ass by bubba, and made to do 5 years on community service.

My #1 Rule is that I will never hate a person, i will just really hate how retarded they are. (Sorry again about the Re-Re word!)

People that piss in a community pool and get caught, should be made to drink it with dinner every night.

People that come over when they know they have the flu or some nasty ass illness that I dont have yet, knowing that I have a crappy immune system should have a sworm of hornets released on them.

Every idiot that adds shit to the bible that ISNT in there already should be.... well, I'll leave that up to the other Judge.

I am often times a sweetheart in public and a real jerk in my thoughts.

People that argue someone elses religion with them should be flogged to equate the amount of disrespect theyre showing their neighbor....unless you're a scientologist which is just the end on the spectrum of.."What?"

I have my selfish moments, but they'll never result in natural disasters, wars, pageant losses,
intentionally hurt feelings, false senses of reality, perminant assholeiness, self loathing, or battered wife syndrome.

I cant think of anything else that makes me a target, but give me some time, Im sure I'll cook something up that someone doesnt like...lol.